Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?

Friday, June 16th, 2006

I purchased a safe online and had it mailed to me which I received today. Ironically enough it had a huge hole in the packaging and an even bigger hole in the safe itself. I thought that was funny.

In addition I was reading an article about Windows Vista requirements and saw this comment.

*Windows Vista requirements*

Arms ….. 1
Legs ….. 1

I thought that was funny as well.

The MySpace Video

Friday, May 5th, 2006

This thing is hilarious!!!

The MySpace Video

Help a brother out…

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

A man who needs some serious help.

People who use MySpace likely to die earlier

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

It’s true, so stop using MySpace. If you do, please add backgrounds so nobody can read your text and loud obnoxious music. It will make the experience all the more better for others.

How about a little Johnny Walker…

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

This was the comedian I saw this weekend, Johnny Walker. Check out the “Real” video, he was pretty funny.

Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?

Friday, February 10th, 2006

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/

Make sure to post your score when you’re done.

Obesity Contagious?

Monday, January 30th, 2006

From http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/01/30/175217

My point? We’re all individuals. Some folks are fat; some are thin. Some folks want to blame someone/thing else for lifes woes; some don’t. Some folks are fat for medical conditions beyond their control; some folks are fat because chicken wings is tasty.

http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=175624&cid=14601627

EDIT

The best sig I’ve seen in a while too:

I want to die in my sleep peacefully, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like his passengers.

Death by Wasabi?

Tuesday, January 10th, 2006

I almost finished all my imitation Wasabi today at Takara when I was eating my sushi. I’m pretty sure next time I’ll be able to take down the whole mess or at least die trying.

I need to see this movie, love those hostel’s.

Genetic Clues to Cause of Death?

Tuesday, January 10th, 2006

From the almighty /.Genetic Clues to Cause of Death?:

“I can now announce, after years of research and thousands of mice, that it is possible to differentiate between them having being killed by a blender, a hacksaw or just plain deep-frying. I am now working on staple guns, sulfuric acid and gamma rays but as yet do not have a statistically significant sample because the pet shop has run out of mice and I have had to switch to fluffy bunnies.”

Hilarious

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

You need to watch this SNL short!